August 2012
99 posts
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
Candy Cloud: Epiphany →
nikonekocottoncandy:
I can honestly say that an hour ago, everything in my mind fell into place.
I have no idea what made me snap, but oh my god it feels so great!
You were right, getting you completely out of my life feels good. Deleting your phone number, and forgetting what your voice sounds like has felt good….
what i said: i'm not religious
what they heard: babies are so delicious i drink the blood of toddlers every morning and suck out your kid's soul hail satan
Anonymous asked: 46. Would you ever date your best male friend?47. If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up?48. Do you regret any of your relationships?49. Would you date an ex?
Anonymous asked: 41. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?42. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?43. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?44. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up with you?45. Would you believe your ex if he said they love you?
Anonymous asked: 36. Have you dated people who were not good to you?37. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?38. Do you believe in love at first sight?39. Ever been given an engagement ring?40. Do you want to get married?
Anonymous asked: 31. Have you ever had your heart broken?32. Have you ever broken someone's heart?33. If you could go back in time and change things, would you?34. Think any of your ex's feel the same?35. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
Anonymous asked: 26. Are you crushing on someone?27. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?28. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?29. Are you happier single or in a relationship?30. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
Anonymous asked: 21. Who makes you happiest right now?22. Do you want to get married & have children one day?23. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?24. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you?25. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
Anonymous asked: 16. Do you like funny people or serious people?17. What are you listening to?18. Is the last person you kissed older than you?19. Are you happy right now?20. If you could have one thing right now what would it be
Anonymous asked: 11. Do you like your parents?12. Do you secretly like someone?13. Why did your last relationship end?14. Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?15. Who was the last person you kissed?
Anonymous asked: 6. Who do you text the most?7. First person to text today?8. What color are your eyes?9. What is a compliment you receive often?10. Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
Anonymous asked: 1. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?2. Anyone crushing on you?3. What is your relationship status?4. Has anyone ever sang to you?5. Has anyone ever given you roses?
